May 2013
11 posts
Como se fala "um copo de Coca Cola" em espanhol
rockehumor:
Nerds: Una taza de Coca Cola
Eu: Uno cuepo de Cueca Cuela:
April 2013
17 posts
c-4shby:
I TOLD MY CAT THAT SHE WAS MY ONLY FRIEND AND SHE GOT UP AND LEFT MY ROOM
jerry lieveld: Data Monday: Can Smartphones Keep... →
jerrylieveld:
With millions of mobile devices entering the planet each day, it’s hard to fathom just how much bigger the mobile market can get. But here’s one way of seeing what’s possible over the next few years. There are now more than 1 billion smartphones in use worldwide: 1.038 billion in total. (…
When I confront a rep about our ads running on...
whathappensinmediaplanning:
He’s like
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Person says: hi
lucifuh:
OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THING
SO I CLICKED IT RIGHT
AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK
AND I CLICKED SMELL
AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT
AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK SO I CLICKED NEED HELP
AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS SHIT STAINED PAGE
FUCK YOU GOOGLE
March 2013
16 posts
Na igreja
- Promete não deixar a paixão fazer de você uma pessoa controladora, e sim respeitar a individualidade do seu amado, lembrando sempre que ele não pertence a você e que está ao seu lado por livre e espontânea vontade? - Promete saber ser amiga(o) e ser amante, sabendo exatamente quando devem entrar em cena uma e outra, sem que isso lhe transforme numa pessoa de dupla identidade ou numa pessoa menos...
February 2013
20 posts
of-hobbits-and-men:
deathbedscene:
witchlette:
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
#i didn’t know i wanted this until...
Mecânica de Fluidos
I - a evolução pessoal do discurso de um ser humano ocorre segundo as seguinte etapas evolutivas: da groselha para água, da água para o vinho.
II - os felizardos vão da água para o vinho, a maioria de nós continua na groselha
III - e aqui achando que tinha ido da água para o vinho, aí a vida me avisou que é groselha mesmo.
IV - igreja, grande provedora de vinho e groselha.